BREAKING NEWS!
MEXICAN FOOD BANNED
FROM TUCSON SCHOOLS
by Francisco X. Alarcón
after dismantling
the Mexican-American
Studies program in its schools
and banning books
by Native America authors
and Mexican-American authors
the Tucson Unified School
District board went on to ban
Mexican food from all its schools
the board indicated that they
just want to be in compliance
with Arizona law HB 2281
Arizona Schools Superintendent
John Huppenthal and District
Attorney Tom Horne stated
in a joint press conference
that the Tucson schools had
to stop serving Mexican food
“tacos, enchiladas, guacamole
tamales, quesadillas
are really divisive
they have come under
‘reasonable suspicion’
for being anti-American—
cheese nachos are excepted;
‘burritos’ from now on will be
known as American ‘wrap-ups’”
they indicated that they are
implementing Arizona laws
SB 1070 and HB 2281
supported by the majority
of Arizona Anglo residents;
that new laws are necessary
against other “foreign” foodstuff
like the pernicious Chinese food
and the ever suspicious bagels
© Francisco X. Alarcón
January 16, 2012
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